titanbender

actual-krista-lenz:

captaintightpantslevi:

moses-relatable:

aintnosocrates:

me waking up late to school

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me in my first class

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me in math

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when a teacher asks me a question

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when texting during class

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when I get a pop-quiz

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during quiz

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last class

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bell rings

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conclusion I am Levi.

we are all levi

everyone is levi

NO SRSLY WHEN ITS THE END OF THE DAY I LITERALLY SAY “fuck this shit krista out” AND I STORM OFF OUT OF THE SCHOOL BUILDING WITH MY SCOUTING LEGION CAPE ON JUST LIKE “FUCK THIS”

raratumtugger

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

caledbuttscratch

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ